Agentic Fungi is an agentic mushroom — a living collection of AI strains that grow from a shared mycelium, do real work in your Flow Hood, and never touch your world without passing through the Autoclave. Grow your own crew of agents, on your own cloud. You're not the boss. You're the grower.
You can forage a single mushroom and eat well tonight. Or you can learn to cultivate — and never go hungry again. Agentic Fungi teaches you the second thing, and hands you the farm to do it. We built it to run our own company at Seaside Mushrooms, then grew it into a product.
It all grows inside your Google Cloud. Nothing phones home; your culture is yours to keep.
Each strain is an agent with a job — Grower, Builder, Publisher, Keeper. Families share a color; each carries its own memory and lineage. Roles beat one giant super-prompt, every time.
One shared underground network of history every strain feeds from and feeds back into. It remembers decisions, war stories, and work — so your strains never forget what already happened.
Found a strain you love? Subculture it — transfer it to fresh media and it inherits the history and personality of its parent. Grow a focused new strain for a new job in seconds.
Your clean workspace — a console you can open on your desktop or your phone. Talk to your strains, watch the work, steer the farm. Bring your own Claude or Gemini key and go.
A strain can propose anything — but before an action reaches your cloud it goes through the Autoclave: one Face ID from you sterilizes the authorization. Contamination never gets in.
We refused to grow anything we wouldn't run our own business on. This collection runs Seaside Mushrooms — the site, the content, the ads — so it's proven on real work.
Any grower will tell you: you don't control a living thing — you give it good conditions and keep contamination out. Agentic Fungi is built the same way. Your strains do the work autonomously, but the only path to your actual infrastructure runs through the Autoclave, and the Autoclave opens with your passkey. Least-privilege identities, secrets that never live in an image, short-lived credentials — a leak is never a lost crop.
Step into the Autoclave →The enterprise agent platforms keep the good stuff behind a counter — individuals literally can't get the quota. So the people who'd get the most out of this, the hobbyists and solo builders and small shops who want to learn it, get locked out. Agentic Fungi hands the farm to the rest of us: bring your own Claude key, grow your strains on your own Google Cloud, and learn cultivation one strain at a time.
A grower's field guide to cultivating AI, and a deliberate riff on Fantastic Fungi. The book teaches the idea; the product is the idea.
The PARACODING series →Because you bring your own key and grow on your own cloud, our cost to serve you is basically zero — so we don't rent you the farm by the month. Pay once, own it.
Sign in with Google, grow a free collection, and unlock the full farm for a one-time $100 — or support the work by grabbing some real mushrooms from Seaside. Pricing finalizes at launch.
We're packaging the turnkey release now — public cloud URLs, no domain required, a Flow Hood ready on first boot. Star the repo to catch the drop, or read how the Autoclave keeps you safe while you wait.